It’s 3:35 AM In The Morning And The Israeli Ambassador’s Phone Is Ringing…

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Sunday, March 09, 2008

It’s 3:35 AM In The Morning And The Israeli Ambassador’s Phone Is Ringing…

It’s the woman you elected to answer the the phone at 3:00 AM our Commander and Chief. She regrets to inform the Ambassador that she is unable to attack Iran at this time. As a good faith offer however she will exchange the video tapes that the Mossad spies complicit in the 9/11 attacks took of themselves in Liberty Park picnicking while waiting for the first airliner to strike the towers for her husband’s sex tapes. This is her only offer. She does not deal with terrorists unless of course they are Israelis.

It’s 3;00 AM And The Phone Is Ringing…

It’s the Israeli Ambassador calling our President. He has been advised by his Government that Bill and Monika’s phone sex tapes have been stolen from the Mossad vault. Unless the Commander and Chief of the United States begins an all out assault on Iranian suspected nuclear weapons sites the thief will release the tapes to the media. Now who do you want answering the phone?


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