Over half of your Congressional Representatives will be there with feedbags on.
This year’s program promises an exciting array of speakers, breakout sessions and opportunities to meet fellow dual citizens (LOL). Pre-registration will be open on Sunday, June 1 from 3:00 p.m. until 10:00 p.m. On Sunday night, join other AIPAC dual citizens(LOL) for regional dinners and dessert receptions.
MONDAY, JUNE 2, 2008 7:00 a.m. Registration Re-Opens
Enjoy a cup of Starbucks Gaza Death Camp Brew T.M. with a bagel in an open session and listen to opening comments by Attorney Abbe David Lowell . His topic, Mounting a successful legal defense against the The Espionage Act of 1917,what every dual citizen must know before walking through the Israeli Embassy revolving door of treachery. You will then break into groups for a brief workshop on how to determine if the government informant providing you classified information is wired. You will also learn ways to avoid FBI surveillance as you skedaddle to the Israeli Embassy with your stolen Government secrets. Representatives from the Embassy will be at the event however for express drop off should you need it.
9:30 – 11:15 a.m. Opening Plenary Hear from leading American and Israeli officials. This year special guest Zionist Codger Ben-Ami Kadish will offer Zionist youngsters tips on how to betray their host country for Apartheid Israel well into to their twilight years, without getting nabbed.LOL). Just think of the Zionist babes this guy will get for this rap on J-Date(LOL) .
11:45 a.m. – 2:45 p.m. It’s Lunch Time At…Kosher
We stole their religion. We stole their identity. We stole their land and possessions. We tried to steal their dignity but the terrorists resisted. Now we steal their food the Palestinian
falafel and claim it as our own. Enjoy an Israeli falafel for lunch. It’s now another part of our heritage ( Kadish you recall was recently indicted for providing America’s nuclear and other secrets to a foreign country(guess who?). The ancient Zionist celebrity is now out on $300,000 bail (LOL). 11:45 a.m. – 4:30 p.m.
How to create anti-Semitic hysteria at your university by painting swastikas on your door and blaming it on Islamofascists. Remember it’s far more effective if you don’t get caught.
Learn how to effectively promote Nakba denial on your college campus as we celebrate 60 years of fraud and ethnic cleansing on the anniversary of Apartheid Israel’s creation.
6:30 – 9:30 p.m. Dinner Plenary Experience the excitement of Policy Conference 2008 as you dine with more than 6,000 dual citizens (LOL) from all 50 states and hear from some of the top leaders and stinkers of our time.
9:30 p.m. – Midnight Treason by candlelight…Late Night Receptions
Kick back, relax and listen to Semite Supremacist Comedian Jackie Mason after a full day of treachery and mingle with AIPAC delegates from all over the nation.