In response to ABC’s new prime time show “Good Christian Bitches (GCB),” Goy TV is pleased to announce its soon to be an Emmy winner “Bad Jewish Bitches (BJB).” Based on teachings from the fraudulent forgery ‘Protocols of the Learned Elders of Goyism,’ the first show will be an inside look at “The Bitches of AIPAC.” Featuring jews and shabbat goys alike including Nancy Pelosi, Jane Harman, Liz Cheney and Kathy Ireland, the focus will be on bitches for bombing Iran.
Taking time away from his 12th meal of the day, Abe Foxman denounced the show as an affront to all jewish bitches everywhere and pledged to file a formal complaint with the FCC. “We rule Hollywood and no upstart ‘Goy TV’ will ever be able to challenge our domination,” Foxman said as he twirled a fried chicken leg over his head.
Christian zionist spokesperson John Hagee also blasted “BJB” as a sacrilege to all of his jew worshiping followers. “We have not gotten this close to the apocalypse, armageddon, world war III and the rapture to allow this cattle production to succeed. “BJB” will be stopped through a concerted boycott of their advertisers,” Hagee swore. Replying to Hagee’s threats, Goy TV said that since it had no advertisers a boycott was a moot point.
Homeland Security boss Janet Napolitano called “BJB” a threat to national security and said she would personally
grope, uhhh search all those involved in the production. Joe Lieberman promised to immediately introduce legislation banning the show from the airways and likened the producers to ‘holocaust deniers’ and nutcase ‘9/11 truthers.’ Cass Sunstein smiled and said “We have ways of dealing with these things.” Google, facebook and yahoo guaranteed to track all those who even mentioned “BJB” on their innertubes and to turn all the personal information over to the NSA, FBI, CIA and the Jewish Defense League.
“BJB” will air Sunday night in an alternate universe near you.